You start eating Stella D'Oro breakfast treats
The Kid Stays in The Picture becomes your bible
You have a sudden craving for a “Fudgie the Whale”
You play all your childhood 33 1/3 RPM records on 16
You make vague plans to visit Sterling, Virginia
"Happy Easter" is replaced by "Fucking Paas!"
For a good time, visit PattonOswalt.com
Wednesday, March 19, 2008
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